Why Valentine's Day Rocks...
At the current rate of job lost and depression. Valentine's Day will save our economy! Roses everywhere which means people will go all out to get the cheapest rose which burns more energy and fuel rendering the need for more food and gas. Condom sales will go up which means the rubber tappers will not have to cry around, more chocolate sales which means more diabetic and fattening which contributes to the expansion of hospitals and gymnasiums, and so on... For each $ you spend, you are building a better future for the both of you, so why not start investing for your future now?! Beautiful right?
So.. Crewness is introducing an Economic Stimulus Valentine Sale
with the main objective on revitalizing the economy and also for the people on-the-move!
1) Stimulus Package 'Insignificant' (to the economy and your partner's feeling)
Chocolate for just RM 3
2) Stimulus Package 'Lite'
Roses + Bear + Chocolate Bar for only RM 100
3) Stimulus Package 'Standard'
Roses + Chocolate Roses + Bear + Valentine Meal for 2 for only RM 450
4) Stimulus Package 'Heavy Duty'
Couple Tees + Couple Watches + Couple Mugs + Couple Laptops + Couple Cars + The One Chair + The One Ice Cream for only RM 50000++
or in other words...
Buy 1 free 1 for Tees, Mugs, Laptops, and Cars + The One Chair + The One Ice Cream for only RM 50000++
It is estimated that more than 5000 jobs will be created and spending will increase by 50 times. Sounds like a good deal? Nevermind the price but think of it as an investment for your future!
For the bachelors, today is the day you get to know each other well. And let's hope that they are not primed by the couples at every corner which cause a further step to be taken! But instead take that as a realization... you need an opposite sex companion!
Why Valentine's Day Sucks...
Gift shops, restaurants, etc etc will greet you Happy Valentine's Day, even if you are single and they will charge you one flat nett Valentine Special Price. On top of that, darn its full house everywhere, from the movies to the dining plate... You can't question them, the couples are the kings of the day!
It's not a public holiday in Malaysia... enough said!
Why Valentine's Day is just another day...
It is indeed another day. If i screw up in front of my girlfriend today or on a normal day, she will still leave me tomorrow. So what difference does it make? except for a double damage...
and that is when a dog covered with blood will come running around to give you a reminder "Control your anger!" if anything happens^^
at the end of the day
Happy Valentine's Day and spread the love!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
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HAHA! Nice one! Show this to Adrian! He will love it
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