Crewness: KLIA Chain North South East West Plan Extension

Decision on Labu LCCT Plan Soon
KUALA LUMPUR: The decision on AirAsia’s proposal to build a new low-cost carrier terminal (LCCT) costing RM1.6bil in Labu, Negri Sembilan will be known in two to three weeks’ time, said Transport Minister Datuk Seri Ong Tee Keat.

“Actually, the Government has not made a decision on the matter. What is important is that all the fact-finding and details arising will be scrutinised,” he told Bernama after attending a Chinese New Year dinner function organised by the MCA, here, last night......

(The Star Newspaper)

Assistant : Sir! Air Asia has proposed for an airport at the East of our main airport which is at Labu, and they call it KLIA East @ Labu! They are using our KLIA name when it is 7km away, this is a breach of our brand name! What should we do?! This is a threat to our main airport and also Malaysia Airlines! It will bring doom to our revenue flow!

Transport Minister : Huh really?! This is bad! Air Asia is getting cheeky nowadays with their statistical prediction, what makes them think that they can beat our Malaysia Airlines?! Anyhow e have to do something... what if one day they request for more airports like KLIA WEST @ Banting? KLIA NORTH @ Putrajaya? KLIA SOUTH @ Sungai Pelek? or worse... south east, south west, north east, north west?! and..and... they will propose for another KLIA EAST on the new KLIA EAST if it's really built, then we might even have KLIA EAST NORTH, KLIA EAST SOUTH, and so on!! This is terrible... it's going to be a chain effect! Then our KLIA Central will become another tourist destination!!!

Assistant : Not only that sir! I can forsee the future that more and more airports will be built in Malaysia and it will also jeopardize all of our other transport industries. Then we will all travel around using planes and copters! This has got to stop!

Transport Minister : But isn'tthat a good idea? It is a public transport right? At least less people will opt for cars and instead use this air transport! Then we won't have to crack our head on building those trains around Klang Valley right?!

Assistant : No Sir...have you forgetten? If we do not allow Proton to grow. Master Dr.M will chew our asses! And if we don't put trains moving around Klang Valley, foreigners will think that our city is undeveloped!

Transport Minister : Oh yeah.. i almost forgot about that... what should we do now?!

Assistant : Relax sir, i have actually came out with a solution at the minute i listened to that press conference. What we have to do right now is that we allow them to build KLIA East @ Labu. Let it grow, and as you know our Malaysia Airports' staff are professionals, i am pretty sure they can stage accidents around. Then we just flock in 4-5 staffs for some rating evaluation or stuff like that, at that time we set up the trap and sabotage their facilities! From then onwards, i will leave it to you sir! You are the boss!