Thursday, January 22, 2009

Pearl of the Dead


GEORGE TOWN: Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng will implement infrastructure projects this year that will unlock the value of state-owned land and equip the state with WiFi and WiMAX to generate revenue for the state during the current economic downturn.

He said for example, the second bridge, when completed, would enhance the value of the state land in Batu Kawan.....

Penang Lauches Free WiFi Despite Opposition

GEORGE TOWN: The Penang Free WiFi project was launched Wednesday as three test sites in the state opened for business.

Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng launched the test-drive promotion period at Komtar saying the state was pushing on with its initiative despite opposition from certain quarters....

“If WiFi is harmful, the first two people to get fried by radiation would be Jelutong MP Jeff Ooi and myself as we work up to 12 hours a day at our offices on Komtar’s 28th floor where there are four hotspots.

(The Star Newspaper)

The Star reported that Chief Minister Lim is going to upgrade Penang into a major tourism destination and to turn the economy around.

One of the initiative taken is to blanket the entire Penang state with wireless service, and that has caused protest among the public due to the risk that it may pose to them...


It is the year 2020...

Radio : Tut Tut... this is Malaysia News. Good Morning i am Fairul Mainuh, with you on Radio 4 News. Penang has been heavily infested by zombies, it seems the side effect of the wireless fidelity has started to take its course. Meanwhile the Prime Minister of Malaysia, YAB Dato' Najib says..

"I want every single frigget' we have sent to obliterate those stinky pebbles!" - PM

Radio : What he meant by every single frigget' are stuffs like our..

"Asimo Robotic Unit" ( that we bought for USD$15.2 billion to disperse protests for 10+1 free robots)

"Malaysian Zombie Tank" ( we have 2, USD$5 billion each)



Radio : Dato' Najib also said that the military investment of the Asimo Troops and the Zombie Tank finally paid off for we can now contain the zombies. He also said he was influenced by games like Left 4 Dead and movies like Resident Evil before he signed the "Anti-Zombie Act"

"I knew a time like this would come, when the people protested about the WiFi in Penang, i can forsee that we human will some day turn among our ownself. With the Zombie Tank and Asimo Troops we can now be proud to be a Malaysian and a leader in the War Against Zombie." - PM

Radio : In the next "LOCAL" news, a robbery occured in the middle of Bangkok City whereby.............


What is Penang? Wiki then...

So what do you think about the WiFi policy? Should the Penang State Government execute it? Yes No?

After such constructive sound like question, just like what you hear in the lecture class, they are already implementing the WiFi, so what is there to argue about? Let's wait for the next generation to come...


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