Crewness Thesis : 3 Reasons Why Are We Celebrating Earth Hour
We at Crewness State University are excited about Earth Hour, and thinks that a thorough research on it should be done. We have compiled the reasons on why Earth Hour should be celebrated and gotten some views from the public!
Show Your Gratitude to The RobotsWe have Mother's Day, Father's Day to show our gratitude to our parents. We have Merry Christmas Day to remember to birth of Christ. We have the Labor Day, to let labors rest for their hard work. Earth Hour is technically a Robot Day, where we let our machines rest. But the fact that they are robots, that's why we are only giving them an hour.
Hiding from the Third KindScientists and Astronomers have discovered that a mysterious alien is wandering around our solar system and the only solution to avoid being invaded is to play dead. Switch off all your lights and power, so we Earth will look like a dead planet, like any other planets. Well you may say, what if the aliens saw the daylight part of Earth? Well let's just say we are betting a 50:50 chance!
Of Dollars, Cents, and PactsSome theorists has investigated the fishiness of Earth Hour. By tracing back to its root, it was organized by the World Wildlife Fund and was first done in Sydney. It is a known fact, that to lead all you have to lead through example, and WWF has accumulated the entire globe to follow likewise. Within the 1 hour light shutdown, who knows what is going to happen? Robbers closed deal with WWF to initiate their plan, labor union made a pact with WWF to get 1 hour night off, parenting association made an agreement with WWF to force their kids home for 1 hour, and so on? Ofcourse the pacts come with a price to pay. It's a lucrative business...
To support this thesis, we got point of views from the public as well...
Crewness asks:
Will you celebrate Earth Hour tonight?
Chong : Oh yeah, sure sure, its a cool event, everybody is doing it, and i think i should do it too, to show my support, yeah its cool its cool... i am so gonna turn my lights off at 8:30pm and hop onto the cyber cafe till late night.. ofcourse with my new boosted 3.0 Ceffiro.
Misha : Yeah, i was like anticipating event ini la... dan my fren and i plan to enjoy our night at the neighbourhood rock your Earth Hour, they are going to have loud musics, performances, laser lightings... can't wait for it!
Binbin : I will switch off my lights at 8:30pm and sleep...
Crewness asks:
So how are you going to spread Earth Hour? Since you know it, i am sure there are some who don't.
Chong : Yeah i know, especially my colleagues, they are ignorant people... I thought of it, i would print full laser colored posters, as papers are free in my office right. With that, i will paste them around. With the colorful pictures there, i am sure they will notice it.
Misha : I am going to urge them! You shall not consume power unnecesarily! They should not simply send SMSes. I remember i read somewhere that 100 SMses sent could power a bike! How to do it? Ofcourse through SMSes....
Binbin : Oh yeah, i am not going to turn off my laptop, and i am going to leave a personal message on my Facebook and Windows Messenger as "If you are reading this message now, you are a dick, you have commited sin against Earth!"
Crewness crews were also having a tough time conducting this research, due to Google's initiative on Earth Hour...
Crewness asks:
Will you celebrate Earth Hour tonight?
Chong : Oh yeah, sure sure, its a cool event, everybody is doing it, and i think i should do it too, to show my support, yeah its cool its cool... i am so gonna turn my lights off at 8:30pm and hop onto the cyber cafe till late night.. ofcourse with my new boosted 3.0 Ceffiro.
Misha : Yeah, i was like anticipating event ini la... dan my fren and i plan to enjoy our night at the neighbourhood rock your Earth Hour, they are going to have loud musics, performances, laser lightings... can't wait for it!
Binbin : I will switch off my lights at 8:30pm and sleep...
Crewness asks:
So how are you going to spread Earth Hour? Since you know it, i am sure there are some who don't.
Chong : Yeah i know, especially my colleagues, they are ignorant people... I thought of it, i would print full laser colored posters, as papers are free in my office right. With that, i will paste them around. With the colorful pictures there, i am sure they will notice it.
Misha : I am going to urge them! You shall not consume power unnecesarily! They should not simply send SMSes. I remember i read somewhere that 100 SMses sent could power a bike! How to do it? Ofcourse through SMSes....
Binbin : Oh yeah, i am not going to turn off my laptop, and i am going to leave a personal message on my Facebook and Windows Messenger as "If you are reading this message now, you are a dick, you have commited sin against Earth!"
Crewness crews were also having a tough time conducting this research, due to Google's initiative on Earth Hour...
What do you think about Earth Hour? What have you done on Earth Hour? Did you support? Why so?
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