EARTH DAY
5 Reasons Why You Wouldn't Want a Green Team in your College
Food Assault
5 Reasons Why You Wouldn't Want a Green Team in your College
Food Assault
The Green Team will assault all the hawker stalls and restaurants nearby by destroying all polystyrene, plastic cutlery, etc etc... A huge lost to the food industry which will lead to the their exit, and result in no choice in dining selection.
"Gime all the polystyrene NOW! Hand them all to me! You shall not take away your food!" (Grabs the polystyrene packagings, throwing them onto the floor, and stomps them)
"Gime all the polystyrene NOW! Hand them all to me! You shall not take away your food!" (Grabs the polystyrene packagings, throwing them onto the floor, and stomps them)
Blazing Hot
The Green Team will at time hijack into the power room and destroy the air condition operation. If they like, they might even break all lights around the college making sure there is no usage of electricity at all... after all to them, how many uses the education facilities in the night except some "cheeky" people.
"The college is built with windows around for ventilation... i don't see any purpose of turning on the air condition... as part of the Green Team... i am going to wreck any form of energy leeching appliances!"
"The college is built with windows around for ventilation... i don't see any purpose of turning on the air condition... as part of the Green Team... i am going to wreck any form of energy leeching appliances!"
Advertise Not
Colleges frequently post notice around using papers and to the non-environmental conscious unlike the Green Team, to them any paper that is use for the second time is called used paper. The problem is that the Green Team will march around college tearing off any advertising paper on events, new facilities, announcements, and so on.. To them, recycling them and producing a brand new paper is more liable than spamming unnecessary advertisement around campus.
(We weren't able to interview the Green Team as we can only see them tearing off all the paper notice around campus... even the certificates of faculties... )
(We weren't able to interview the Green Team as we can only see them tearing off all the paper notice around campus... even the certificates of faculties... )
Earth Hour a Week
This will definitely incite protest among the students but gain the support of the college administration. The Green Team will definitely suggest a weekly Earth Hour to set awareness among students on the serious environmental situation today. The administration which intend to save cost will definitely support this idea or maybe even propose it to be daily and at a 'non-voluntary' basis.
"I think the Earth Hour is a great idea to save energy, and by doing so we can make a different. I know other colleges may think that we are a sad college by doing so... but hey look down the road, and we are actually helping you to enjoy the future! Well... if other colleges doesn't wanna do the same, i will propose this to the Ministry and i am sure they will turn this into a Dead Earth Hour... that was what i told other colleges student council, and they straight away adept to it"
"I think the Earth Hour is a great idea to save energy, and by doing so we can make a different. I know other colleges may think that we are a sad college by doing so... but hey look down the road, and we are actually helping you to enjoy the future! Well... if other colleges doesn't wanna do the same, i will propose this to the Ministry and i am sure they will turn this into a Dead Earth Hour... that was what i told other colleges student council, and they straight away adept to it"
Green Knight Patrol
The Green Knight Patrol is the most fearful authority... it patrols around making sure students doesn't litter around. Worse of all, they even make the students around campus to either recycle or re-use the rubbish instead of disposing into the garbage.
"The Green Knight Patrol is to enforce a conducive environment instilling love for the environment... What is the point of keeping the environment clean by disposing into the garbage, you are actually harming it when it gets to the wasteland... So we make sure that students either recycle or reuse them!"
"The Green Knight Patrol is to enforce a conducive environment instilling love for the environment... What is the point of keeping the environment clean by disposing into the garbage, you are actually harming it when it gets to the wasteland... So we make sure that students either recycle or reuse them!"